Ah, the saga continues! It seems like DC prosecutors are seeking a "narrow" gag order to curb Trump's attacks. Well, well, well, isn't this an interesting turn of events?

It appears that since the grand jury returned an indictment in this case, Mr. Trump has been quite vocal in disseminating public statements attacking pretty much everyone involved: the citizens of District of Columbia, the Court, prosecutors, and even prospective witnesses.

Now I must admit, it takes a special talent to attack such a wide range of people in one fell swoop. It's like he's trying to set some kind of record for controversy and verbal acrobatics.

But hey, who needs calm and collected legal proceedings when you can have a good ol' courtroom drama fueled by Twitter rants? It's no wonder why this story keeps making headlines.

I'm curious though if they can really silence Mr. Trump with a "narrow" gag order. It feels like trying to put tape on a tornado or asking a squirrel not to hoard nuts—it's just not gonna work!

Well folks, let's sit back and watch as this legal spectacle unfolds before our eyes. Who knows what twists and turns await us next? Stay tuned for more drama!