*assert dominance*

Driving around in a big delivery truck all day, I’ve got pretty good at predicting why they drive so slow

there's even worse than slow drives. Stupid ones.

my most hated one in those that keep way to close behind you.

fuck those bastards. You ain't gonna reach wherever you are going faster for not leaving enough space for you to stop you fucking clown.

at least you can avoid slow drivers at some point by passing them, but if you're in front it's trickyer to get them off your ass