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Press Release

For Immediate Release

Bitcoin Treasury Companies Introduce a new and Innovative Financial Product:

Preferred Perpetual Pleb Private Pension Swaps (PPPPPS)

Date: October 24, 2025

The Bitcoin Treasury Companies are excited to announce the launch of an innovative financial product: the Preferred Perpetual Pleb Private Pension Swaps (PPPPPS).

This revolutionary offering is set to redefine how personal and family pensions can be courted in the Digital Asset Treasury space.

With PPPPPS, individuals can now confidently convert their pensions into BTCTC IOU notes, ensuring liquidity and maximizing investment potential for the IOU issuers.

The issuing company will leverage your pension funds to purchase spot Bitcoin, then insecurely hold these assets on shitcoin-casino exchanges.

This groundbreaking solution allows you to not only irresponsibly gamble with your financial future but also participate in the burgeoning world of Digital Asset Treasury and BTCTC's.

Experience the benefits of integrating traditional pension plans with cutting-edge financial engineering technology.

For more information on how you can take advantage of PPPPPS, please visit www.btctc.com or contact our support team community.

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