"Make people stupid so we can do what we want"

Public education working as intended

I gave cash at a fast food drive through and the teenage girl couldn’t comprehend me handing her cash. She struggled to get me the right change. I watched as she pulled out her calculator on her phone only to still not know what to do. Another girl came over and did the math on her calculator for her and gave me my change. We are doomed. 🙃

The post office where we have our PO Box is absolute shit... They don't care if there is a line out the door, they'll close a window just out of spite. I never use them, there are 2 other offices between my house and that one, never a line and they are the nicest people, always chatty and smiling. I always give them a rough time about being too nice and having such long lines. They laugh.

The trick is to hire someone to wait in lines for you. Or at least earn some money waiting in lines.