Wait, you mean Europe isn’t a socialist hellscape where everyone is miserable, like the right-wing media tells us here in the states?
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wait, you are saying that all Americans aren’t actually dumb and obese?
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No, that one’s actually mostly true.
Hey i’m not obese
you can’t be (read username)
Ackchually, contrary to popular belief, i do operate a meatbag of my own
The reason i am noBody is bc i’m a nobody, i don’t matter. Just a humble pleb bound to this molten-core spaceship by the gravitational force of your fat ass like everyone else
as a fellow flesh prison owner and maintainer, i’d have to agree
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Nah, the system is to sound good for that fat sound.
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