I am available as a personal valet/butler should you require, England, as I'm sure you know, produces the World's most discreet butlers🙏🏻.
Having said that, I'm off to The Philippines and much further afield on 13th Jan so you might have to modify your travel plans, should you require my services😜.
😄 Are you sure you're ok about freezing to death or possibly death by polar bear?
You're quite literally going almost from one pole to almost the other one, then slap bang in the middle (Of The Atlantic!).
If ever I get to South Africa, I'm gonna factor in a trip to Tristan da Cunha.
Now don't be pinching that bloody idea off me. (You've probably already been there, though🙄😂).
