I’ve seen some of you struggle with this, so I made a flowchart you can reference. 
Discussion
It’s bitcoinaire
Who’ll own the first million bitcoins?!
Does zapping 1 sat convert anyone into bitcoiner? Feel like a noble missionary now
If it’s the first Bitcoin they’ve ever received? Yes.
Crystal clear now
I'm in the crowd that's challenged by this.
I see lots of folks that own Bitcoin that don't have a clue what they've got.
I will, however, attempt to internalize this.