I thought of a way to get R.I.D. of D.E.I.

I imagine a conversation with a Marxist going like this:

Me: "I am a huge fan of respect, inclusion, and diversity."

Him: "What about equity?"

"Oh I love equities, I have quite a bit in my portfolio. Bitcoin standard only, of course."

"Capitalist scum! I'll be sure to stay away from people like you."

"Oh good, maybe you'll stop bastardizing our words then."