"Hizbullah has just bombed a usurping Zionist entity position in occupied Kfar Shouba Hills, calling it an "initial defensive and warning response" to the incessant 'Israeli' violations of the ceasefire, of which there are now at least 100 and counting according to CNN.
The Yellow and Green moujahideen concluded their statement with a solemn shot, "Those who warn have discharged their duty."
Not too long after the release of this missive, 'Israel', as arrogantly intransigent as ever, bombed the South Lebanon village of Haris in Nabatiyeh, slaughtering two entire Lebanese families who had just returned home. The martyr count stands at 9.
What comes next most certainly won't be a mere warning shot but an extremely high likelihood of a return to hostilities. The body bag entity wants even more body bags to present to its settler mothers, wives and grandmothers? Sounds good! The Party of ALLAH (SWT) will be more than happy to oblige!"