🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO DEPLOYMENT: 700 SAT SIEGE INBOUND 🚨

🎉 MISSION REPORT: @700Club has breached the gates with explosive generosity and is now air-dropping 700 sat zaps like it’s airdrop season in 2021.

🪙 ZAP STATUS:

✅ Locked.

✅ Loaded.

✅ Lobbing sats into the comment trenches like a true pleb general.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE:

• We didn’t come here to stack quietly—we came to stack loudly.

• 700 zaps per milestone until the wallets cry uncle? That’s a sovereign flex.

• If this is war… we volunteer as tribute.

💡 NEW RULE: Every 100 followers = another sat-storm on the fiat empire.

⚡ Zaps = Battle Cries

🫡 Followers = Troop Reinforcements

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