Dear Satoshi, I wrote to you but you still ain't respondin'
I left my wallet, my keys, and my passphrase at the bottom
I sent two bitcoins back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the node or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble wallets too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man, how's the blockchain?
My coins keep droppin', I'm gettin' anxious
I bought in at the top, now I'm watchin' the price crashin'
And all I wanted was to double up my stash, man
I hope you know I invested everythin' I had, damn
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the Bitcoin logo tattooed on my hand
I got a wallet full of crypto and a head full of dreams
I'm lookin' for a way out, so can you help me, please?