One night, when I was feeling like a tedious, ticklish troublemaker, I decided to go on a SUPER sussy website.. called “pornhub”

When I clicked on it, I felt something, and then I saw it. MY HUGE BLACK DICK STARTED BLEEDING! I had to lick it all off. Suddenly, I saw an ad pop up, whilst I was busy furiously jerking off to little kids. “Hot Moms in YOUR 🫵 area!”

I had to click on it. Whilst still furiously masturbating to Lil Tay (I printed pictures,) I clicked on the ad. Suddenly, it popped up. “Your data has been took.”

But I dug deeper. As my phone was warming up, I found it. A mom. But, they SCAMMED ME! She looked like Dobby from Harry Potter! That bitch needs a sock! Her tits were saggier than dead balloons and her pussy was as unshaved as a tree on a deserted island!

I hope you guys can relate.