Re: I am a sad, dopey, broken millennial credentialist waiting for the very same prestige outlets and institutions and that summarily placed me (and society) under house arrest, grifted trillions off the skin of my back while I was cowering in fear, and subjected me to mass surveillance and rent-seeking medical experimentation to tell me what financial positions are permissible to take…

As you can see, I am very smort. You can really because I have a prestigious named fellowship for my words. Don’t buy #bitcoin. It is scary to me and I am waaaaaay smarter than you, so you should not buy bitcoin also.