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He slipped one time on the tiles in the swimming pool, and his dick was flying everywhere while he was trying to slide back to his feet, and it was huge, and he was all like "did any of you guys see my dick" and we were all like "na man your good" but Stevie Wonder would have been impressed by sound of it slapping on the floor man.

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Séimí Mac Síomón 1y ago

It was like a fucking Magikarp flopping about on the tiles.

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atyh 1y ago

This Dan needs to be an animated series.

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The Pentographer 1y ago

YES

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The Pentographer 1y ago

HARD YES

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