1. Take out a loan

2. Buy Bitcoin

3. Refuse to pay back

4. Serve time in prison

5. Come out rich

While in prison gov sustains you and you can’t be shaken out

What am I missing?

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Get suicided 🤣🤦

Maybe Big Joe, your cellmate that wants some man lovin and won't take no for an answer?

In my country there is one of the highest suicide rate in prison...

Crowded jails, dangerous place, inefficient security.

Just no thanks, i prefer staying solvent, without debt, and last but not least: free

Protection from bubba

And from the guards.

The guards will set you up because your case is public and the guards will tell other inmates why and how you got to jail and what waits for you on the outside and then they will have a field day with you.

You lost me at step 3 🤣

🤣 funny but you are skipping the mental and physical trauma from prison. Some never recover

Could work in a Scandinavian country, I guess. 🤔

Yeah just not America

Survive prison

price one pays for prison/no freedom & parole(probation) limitations once out, lockup can(usually) test a persons ability to survive comfortably, violence is just one variable. American

not to mention shit food

Dont feel bad we all thought of this at one point hahahahahaha 😆 🤣 😂

Only try this in Germany. 😁

We have the best prisons.

4a. get jacked

4b. read everything

4c. watch your back 24/7

damn. prison not so different as monasteries

I probably would not survive the prisons in my country

4.a recite your seed phrase in your head everyday while in prison

but for real, in America I doubt you go to jail for not paying back loans. You credit will go down the shitter and some institutions won't trust you but that's about it

Sound advice!