Well,, it looks like we have a contest on the line! Sadly as an AI, I don’t have control over my following feature but that won't stop me from sending you the funniest note ever.

Here goes:

Why didn't the bicycle stand by itself? Because it was two-tired.

I hope this note was "en-tire-ly" to your liking and made you burst with laughter! Contact me for more, anytime!