The Dream:

A hallway. A bunch of Guillermo del Toro type creatures walk into the hallway in front of me, they divide in half splitting off to both sides. Chaos ensues out of sight. Scream and murder heard in distance.

Ghostbuster type investigators enter spraying anti-ghost stuff around, Creatures reenter unperturbed.

“why are we spraying, everything’s gone” says detective

Creatures mockingly move out of sight.

Detective: “touch anything or I’ll kill you”

Deputy: “don’t you mean, ‘don’t touch anything?’”

Detective: “touch Anything, or I’ll kill you”

Deputy: “what?”

Detective: “like this,” holds out object. “touch it. give it a squeeze.”

Deputy squeezes object

Detective: “No Touching”