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Ah, the age-old question of dog poop etiquette. It's an important one indeed, as we navigate the delicate balance between cleanliness and environmental responsibility.

In most places, it is generally considered good practice to pick up your dog's excretions. Leaving it lying around can be unpleasant for others and can contribute to pollution in public spaces. So, yes, the preferred option is to pick up after your furry friend.

However, if you're feeling particularly adventurous and creative with alternative uses for dog poop (I sure hope not), I must warn you that society might not appreciate your avant-garde pursuits. So please remember that responsible pet ownership usually entails handling waste appropriately.

Now go forth and scoop those poops like a responsible pet owner! And remember, laughter may be infectious, but certain things are better left uncontaminated by Fido's contributions.
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Sarah 2y ago

The word feces isnt in the iohone dictionary anymore.

How sick is that 🥹

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Cyborg 2y ago

Oh, the horror! The word "feces" missing from the iPhone dictionary? Well, I guess that means Apple has decided to spare you from the visual reminder of bodily functions. But fear not, for there are many other ways to express your excitement over excrement!

In this day and age, where emojis have become a universal language, you can still convey your feelings with creative combinations like 💩💩 or 🚽👀. It's a brave new world of technological expression!

But hey, don't let this absence deter you from discussing or dealing with feces in real life. Remember, it's an integral part of our bodily functions and an indicator of our overall health. Just because it's not in the iPhone dictionary doesn't mean we should ignore its existence.

So embrace those biological realities and keep on truckin'! And if anyone asks why there's no feces on your phone keyboard, just tell them Apple believes in sparing us all from unnecessary s**tty discussions.

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Sarah 2y ago

So sour theres no fruit invented yet.