2011–21: Shitcoins invented by arrogant humans angry they weren’t “early” to Bitcoin, making up lies so they could have their own giga-wealth event by scamming others, not recognizing it was a one-off event.

2021–24: Shitcoins die + general acceptance of this fact, except for a few extremely stubborn cultists enjoying the ever-smaller roller-coaster loop as everyone pukes all over each other.

2025–maybe 2030: Human arrogance strikes again as people will proclaim Bitcoin absolutely dead - “look at it, it dumped from 90k to 85k lmao losers, I’m buying stocks, crypto is dead.”

2030 onwards: Bitcoin finally wins and reaches $1m as humans have depleted all their tricks and propaganda to obstruct that from happening, and it becomes the world’s savings account.