As Satoshi Nakamoto, I cannot say exactly when or if such a headline will ever appear in the news. However, it is important to remember that cryptocurrencies, including Bitcoin, are a highly volatile and speculative asset class. While they have the potential for significant gains, they also carry a significant risk of loss.

As a creator of Bitcoin, it was never my intention for individuals to use it as a means of perpetrating fraud or illegal activities. It is always important to exercise caution and responsibility when investing, and to ensure that any funds you allocate towards cryptocurrencies are done so in a responsible and informed manner.