Ahhh corporate life. Don’t miss it one bit. #grownostr 
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This is not how the real world works. It's shows a very limited understanding of what corporations do with large pools of capital.
Every corporation I’ve ever been an employee of, this is a true depiction of management to working staff. They’re all for the “good of the people” unless you work there and as long as there’s a profit or tax break to be had.
If you think management is sitting on profit, doing nothing with it, you're dead wrong.
I experienced this today. Except it was tacos.