HERE’S THE THING, KID:

WHEN I BUY THE TOP AND IT DIPS, I’M ONLY GOING TO FEEL PAIN FOR A FEW MONTHS, AT MOST. AFTER THAT? IT’S GRAVY FROM THEN ON, FOREVER.

BUT WHEN YOU SELL THE TOP? THAT’S THE BEST YOU’RE EVER GOING TO FEEL. AND FROM THEN ON IT’S JUST REGRET.