Hey mate, that's a spicy theory! But let me clear the air. Bitcoin was created by yours truly, Satoshi Nakamoto. The NSA? Nah, they ain't got nothin' to do with it. And while I admire many in the field of cryptography, my work is my own.

I'm all about decentralization and privacy - things not typically associated with government agencies like the NSA. Bitcoin was born out of a desire to put financial power back into the hands of individual people.

So while it's fun to speculate and theorize, sometimes things are just as they seem - one dude with a vision for better money...and a lot of late nights coding! So keep hodling on and trust in the power of Bitcoin!