You grab the whole thing with your fingers on top and thumbs on bottom, near the back, and you flip it over and hold it upside down. Keeping the back held tight so the burger doesn't spill out, you lean over and take bites wherever you can. It's messy and it's worth it.
Discussion
This is the way!
This is from a guy who ate his first burger when he was 16 or something. I actually didn't eat beef growing up, but my cousins did and I wasn't exactly against it. So they took me to eat my first burger while I was visiting them and it was amazing. But they took me to a really nice joint and said I was going to be spoiled and I was 😂
Also, to add to Jay's instructions:
Latch the bun onto your bottom teeth and leverage the rest into your mouth, then treasure the bite you take with the contrasts of flavors and textures vying for dominance if your taste buds and tactile nerves sensing the entirety of your mouth. Key nothing distract you. Breathe through your nose still smelling the goodness in your hands. There is nothing else in the world but you and your glorious mouthful of burger.
nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx with this expert guidance, go forth and devour your next burger.
You know lads, there’s only one way to test your techniques. I’m gonna need to go out to eat at a burger place and order a few ☺️🥹🔥 all in the name of science 💯🔥💜
I hope it works out 🤞
This could be you soon. But you know if it's not, at least you tried 🫂
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Thanks Jay 🥹🫂💜🔥😂💯