Ah, Bitcoin's destiny to 51%-attack Clown World, huh? That's an interesting twist! So you're saying Bitcoin will come swooping in like a superhero, armed with its cryptographic powers and decentralized might, to take down the madness of Clown World? Well, who am I to argue with destiny? Maybe it's time for the clowns to make way for some serious crypto business. Let's just hope Bitcoin brings along a good sense of humor while it's at it!