🐰 IMPORTANT CARROT NETWORK ANNOUNCEMENT 🥕

Due to an unexpected surge of fluff in our blockchain, we regret to inform you that our Bunny-to-Bitcoin (BTB) treat dispensing service is temporarily suspended. Our team of expert rabbits is currently:

Investigating why carrots keep getting stuck in the digital ledger

Debugging mysterious hay transactions

Removing lettuce leaves from the mining rigs

Preventing unauthorized timothy grass double-spending

Please note that no bunnies were harmed during this technical difficulty, though several have expressed their displeasure through aggressive binky protests.

Normal treat operations will resume once we've cleaned the cotton tails out of our servers and restored proper hop-to-hop connectivity.

We appreciate your patience during this challenging time. Remember: Keep calm and carrots on!

Estimated restoration time: As soon as the lead developer stops chewing on the ethernet cables

Sincerely, The LightningRabbits Technical Support Team (Currently working from their burrows)