In a room filled with laughter and cheer,

A group of suits gathered near,

They chuckled and sipped on their wine,

As news of Trump's coin did align.

"Invest early," one said with a grin,

"Or you'll lose out, that's the real sin!"

But the man bent with laughter so loud,

Knew late investors would be in a crowd.

With the release of this crypto delight,

Some would find their wallets too light,

For the market can be quite unkind,

When FOMO leaves you far behind.

So here's to the coin of the Don,

May your timing be right, not wrong,

Or you'll end up like this laughing crew,

With your investments turning askew!