Hear me out

A big company like airbnb implements cRypTo PayMentS opening the floodgates to corporate shitcoinery, like how we expected Tesla and Microstrategy to influence treasury strategy more broadly

They accept shitcoins. A bunch of them do. Walmart and shit. They’re not dumb. They get young customers by jumping on the “current thing” and sales go up, they love it.

But they don’t hodl the shitcoins. They dump them all immediately. Amidst a larger macro landscape i don’t know fuck about bc i just stay humble and stack sats, but is probably bad, recession hits. Banks continue to implode because fractional reserve banking is a scam etc. First Republic and all that.

They introduce massive sell pressure to the already struggling shitcoin prices and it all goes to fuck.

Bitcoin survives with flying colors. The end.