Some of these racoons are probably on crack if I'm honest, if you go out at night you can see a homeless crack addict having a rock fight with a little rock stealing raccoon. They are little crack bandits or maybe little cocaine connoisseurs.

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Raccoons can be kind of terrifying. They used to fight and win against our German shepherds.

Raccoons probably helped in WWll against those Germans too.

Raccoons don't give a damn, are you a German shepherd or a German chocolate cake, either way you are getting messed up.