EVO: What do you think of psychiatrists?

Frank Zappa: These lousy mutherfuckers! These assholes! These idiots! These cowards! Man, they are just mom and dad, only in an other uniform! These poor pigs cheating themselves. (Aping:) "I go to this analyst. I have found this analyst, he doesn't cost much, and he can really help you. He explains exactly why I can't come."

"In the mean time this psychiatrist is so perverted himself that he can't stand it all. Have you ever tried to listen to someone's problems hours upon hours? Man, you could as well work in the department for tuberculosis of a hospital without a face mask. These guys must be the sickest people in the world. They have no choice listening to this crap the whole day. That must be terribly depressing ..."