Once, when there was only one bird app,

Nobody knew about a thing called zap.

Censorship was all we knew,

But guess what? Only few…

So it took this so called fiatjaf guy,

To point us the free speech lie,

That Elon musk tried to pretend,

When had to pay 44b im the end,

Just to come up with Twitter blue,

And steel the zap idea too.

But as toxic as we are,

We know it won’t take him far,

Until he must adapt,

And can’t hide it anymore, he likes to get zapped.

This is when he hast to foster,

This sexy network called nostr