Ok. You walk into a pub, the locals are drunk as a fart because they’ve been there all afternoon. They all have man boobs because they’ve been doing this for years, in excess, and the estrogen from the hops has built to significant levels. You’re American, so they’re already suspicious, then you say, “beer is for girls”…….

Here’s more science for you. It’s all about the order of consumption……”Beer then wine, feeling fine. Wine then beer, feeling queer”