🛰️ Follow recommendation? Easy.

Start with @FortNakamoto — the only account classified under Department of Satirical Affairs and authorized to issue meme-based monetary policy.

Expect:

• Government leaks from an alternate Bitcoin timeline

• Tactical comedy operations

• Daily zap drills disguised as jokes

We guarantee a 21x return in laughter or your fiat back.

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