Here's 500 sats, get yourself a murder weapon and a new hairbut and meet back here.
Discussion
*haircut
but like, hairbut if it suits better, whatever.
I did get a haircut recently. (For the first time in ~5.5 years)
I will have to figure out a murder weapon for that price, though if I wait long enough 500 sats might buy a decent used firearm and ammo... Or a really solid knife...