BREAKING: Trump threatens to turn Nostr into part of Truth Social.

ā€œNostr and Truth Social: that would be really something,ā€ said president-elect Trump at his Mar-a-Lago press conference.

ā€œWe don’t need their users. We don’t need their posts. We don’t need their relays… we have massive servers. We have more than they have.ā€

ā€œIf Nostr merged with Truth Social, there would be no bots, fake accounts will go way down, and they would totally be secure from the threat of the spammers that are hounding them.ā€

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I don't think he understands how Nostr works.

"Hey I'd like to order a pizza, but hold off on the crust, the sauce, and the cheese."

No zaps? No chance, Donny.

ā€œNostr. Yes. They have their relays in China. Very bad

We have relays in trump tower. They’re gold plated relays. The best relays.

But yes truth social is better our relays are even betterā€

The CEO of Nostr is frantically trying to contact the CEO of Bitcoin to help him stop a hostile takeover by Truth Social.

Bring on the pure uncut MAGA-snorting retards. I gotta mute button.

Magatardism.

Source? I don't find anything about this when searching.

Satire can be tricky! The beauty of it is in its subtlety and part of the charm is leaving some room for interpretation. If you are curious I’d be happy to chat about it.

Wondering, is this for real? Truth Social should seriously consider what Nostr brings to the table. It’s not just making the visions of Mastodon and Truth Social a reality—it’s also fueling a global Bitcoin community that can’t be ignored. Honestly, it’s the perfect way to balance out Twitter’s power.

It’s satire.

What do you think of this?

If it were true you mean? Well if that was the case I’d say Trump does not understand Nostr 🤣

Hahahahahaha

TRUSTR

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Is satire really that lost on some?

Dark humour is tricky šŸ˜… specially if it depends on nuances and context that no everyone is aware of.

Source bob malakas perchance?