Shoutout to our pre diabetic, illiterate, moral betters such as Marty [moral] Compass Dent: Consistently a day late and a dollar short on their own decisions and nearby problems, still finds time to tut-tut the Brits from the internet.
Thank the Lord for their educated, balanced and entirely proportionate outrage, from their peaceful, safe and stable country. Where would we be without these empty, and limited laptop-based efforts?
They will pray for us over their next commercial celebration of how much more tax they pay, how few passports they have, how many people they jail, and how few can read, write or speak fluidly and without flatulence.
Cheers urch! Treat yourself to a humble hand-bucket of starbucks swill. We all need you.
Can anyone smell smoke?
