In more important news, and the real reason I came back on here early, the French Excalibur, Durandal, was pulled from the stone earlier this month. Of course, guy proves he is the rightful heir to the thrown and the government wants him hung. The sword is given to the legendary paladin Roland by the legendary smith Wayland and was said to have magical properties. Before his death, at the hands of the Christian Basque resistance, Roland shoved the sword into the stone to prevent his enemies from weilding its power.
$20 bucks says that the person responsible is basque 🤣🤣