Birds are not real.

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what cpu and sensors does your bird have?

might need a wing upgrade soon

NXP i.MX RT 1170

My cat ate one. I’ll inspect the droppings later and get back to you 🫡

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might need a software update, think the devs patched it in the new domestication patch

I've verified directly that some, in fact, are real. Small sample size

There are real birds scattered along with fake ones. The fake ones exhibit measures against verification including faster escapes

Any attempt to capture will also lead to them exploding

self-destruct mechanism, similar to bees

that, or you will die of a mysterious heart attack caused by bird pecking

I wonder if that’s how my cat died/disappeared

time for a CAT scan

Body is missing :(

here you go

Cat

Devs do something!