: "OK, we're gonna use your $100 to buy BTC, move it off the exchange, store the keys in a HW wallet, stencil the seed into metal plates, AAAND it's still there!"
"OK, we have mutiple exchange failures, a major banking crisis, bailouts for some but not all, bank stocks dropping like lead anchors, but you put your BTC onto a HW wallet ... aaaaand it's still there."
