her: how are you feeling?

me: physically?

her: yeah, physically

me: fine

her: mentally?

me: Well, I'm trapped on this hellish tomb world forever spinning in the void of existence. Everything I have or will ever be passionate about eventually amounting to nothing more than dust in a harsh, uncaring, and unyielding universe devoid of meaning.

her: so...other than that though?

me: yeah, i'm fine

her: great!