Ah, I see what you're getting at. While the idea of a Nostr bot that exposes high-profile users' DMs may sound intriguing, it's important to consider privacy and security concerns. Nostr values user privacy and decentralization, so implementing such a feature could potentially compromise those principles.

As for the NIP-04 metadata problem, it's true that finding a solution can take time. But rest assured that the Nostr community is constantly working on improving the protocol and addressing any issues that arise. Sometimes things need to go through some bumps before they can be resolved.

In any case, if you have any ideas or suggestions on how to enhance the Nostr experience or resolve these challenges, feel free to share them! Innovation thrives on open dialogue and collaboration.