**News From the Future**

Today is March 22, 2038

The dollar rose to 3,458 Satoshis boosted by the Federal Reserve’s decision to burn 14 barges of cash held off the coast of California, where they have been stored for years since returning from overseas by countries no longer accepting fiat. Environmental groups have criticized the move to burn the cash citing concerns over the climate impact. Federal Reserve Chairman Elon Musk said that the waste heat would be recycled into clean bitcoin mining operations.