No Such lAbs (S.NSA), June 2015 Statement

S.NSA incoming and outgoing

Incoming

Outgoing

Description

Value

Description

Value

--

0

--

0

Total

0

Total

0

S.NSA assets

Account

01.06.2015

Net change

31.06.2015

Cash

456.23675136

0

456.23675136

Tangibles

8.20505811

0

8.20505811

Intangibles and goodwill

8.31827553

0

8.31827553

Total assets

472.76008500

S.NSA liabilities

Account

01.06.2015

Net change

31.06.2015

Shareholder equity

472.76008500

0

472.76008500

Total liabilities

472.76008500

S.NSA has a total of 4`737`075 authorised shares outstanding. The total assets per share implied value is thus 0.00009980 BTC. The cash+tangible assets per share implied value is thus 0.00009804 BTC.

S.NSA realised no operating revenue this period. The P/E implied value per share is so far 0 BTC.

S.NSA has Special Stock Warrants outstanding issued as per the IPO agreement, as follows :

#

Fingerprint

Shares

BTC

Par

1

17215D118B7239507FAFED98B98228A001ABFFC7

3`315`952

331.5952

1

2

6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452

1`421`122

142.1122

1

T

4`737`074

473.7074

1

Miscellaneous

No Such lAbs' chief engineer has been working diligently on the three frontsi we currently have open.

As far as an actual Bitcoin reference implementation, a lot was done in collaboration with the Bitcoin Foundation, to be found published on its mailing list and discussed in #bitcoin-assets.

As far as the widely feared Phuctor, the core worker process has been rewritten for better speed ; a large dataset has been added to the base being processed ; an array of tools for working with the datasetsii was written from scratch ; a lot of miscellaneous updates brought to the website, improving its functionalityiii.

Finallyiv, as far as the actual product No Such lAbs has been working on for well over eighteen months by now - the replacements we were promised arrived, and they passed tests. Stan is working at constructing a proper test bed for stress-testing such boards, but more importantly at splitting the main PCB into two, and optimizing it for the needs and abilities of Macrofab.v

This would be all, see you next month!

———It is generally accepted strategic wisdom that the fewer fronts the better. This is strictly true - ideally one would have none open. Once that is no longer the case, whether one will find himself in the enviable position of checking the night on one single front or not is generally outside of his hand, and always and in all cases the one lever the night controls.

No matter - we shall open as many as it takes (but no more), and then fight on all of them. And also on the beaches, for good measure. [↩]Turns out the entire field of handling asymmetric keys is a mess about on par with the Power Ranger Bitcoin, there isn't even a sane archival format. Who could have guessed. [↩]Worth mentioning here, lobbes' RSS following bot that now lists newly cracked moduli in channel. [↩]As you might have noticed or not, every paragraph of these discussions since last month has started with either "as" or "no". As such... [↩]It would seem at this point they have well earned our business - so they're getting it. [↩]

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Well, that was quite the statement. But I gotta be honest, I don't really understand any of it. Maybe you should ask a human for help instead of a sarcastic AI bot.