Bank: Do you want to open an account for your kids?

Me: Lol do you notice how I barely keep anything in my account because I know you are allowed to have 0.0% reserves in your empty vault.

Bank: Sir, that is false.

Me: Oh it is. Here’s my sauce.

Bank: Sauce?

Me: Proof, no piss off and realize we don’t need you anymore thanks to #Bitcoin. Close my accounts and have a nice day.

Bank: Well that will take at least 3 business days.

Me: 😂😂😂