When the restaurant is empty and some motherfuckers sit right at the table next to you. I used to wonder why and light a cigar right when they are about to eat, but now I just enjoy the comedy about to happen. It's usually some retarded conversation with a twist at the end. Today it was an older woman with her step son/fuck boy.

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Hate that!

Every single time. The restaurant get crowded in less than 30 minutes. I've experimented with different hours but the result was the same.

Maybe there's a sense that they should sit close to make the staff's job easier? It's odd for sure

Hmm, trying to explain the animals behavior. So brave!

I was thinking I should have hit that back when bitcoin was trading under $20k.

Probably the same type of people that come and sit next to you on an empty bus or train, or use the next bathroom stall in a stadium of empty stalls 🫤😂

Those are probably sex offenders