Man, when I was like 5 years old, I came home after dark one day and my parents asked me why I was late - I told them I saw a dinosaur in the park. I literally dragged my father out to the park, and when there was no dinosaur, I apparently told him that the dinosaur might have gone to the nearby schoolyard and we should check. He decided to stop humoring me at that point and we went home.

The thing is, I was 5.

When we gonna stop humoring ppl who say the sky man told them to be shitty?