We hold these truths to be self-evident:
That men like boobs.
And long hair.
And narrow waists.
And cute faces.
I do so swear.
So help me God.
Discussion
Few know this.
Men like whatever will willingly go to bed with them.
There are women men will not fuck.
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Well, most men.
Sober.
And not on a desert island.
Or after a long tour of duty or prison sentence.
And only on Wednesdays.
Wednesdays don't really count.
They're sort of inbetween days.
This is a thing.
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LOL nah
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😂
Don't forget giant badonks.
Men like all boob volume, with a value greater than 1, with enthusiasm rising as you approach infinity.
But the essential factor is that they be firmly attached to a willing organic object with a reproductive canal.
Don't shoot the messenger.
This needs to be poured into an algebraic formula for posterity.
Can it be in the form y = x^3 + ax + b? I hear those are voluptuous.
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Curves are a good.
Make it so.
I can't tell if the "it looks like a boob" part of that landed..oh well. ✌️
Don't fret. Men see boobs everywhere.
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What a beautiful pair of tits you've got there! 🐦🐦
They're tiny compared to your boobys. Those things are massive. :O
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Men have fragile egos... they want women to give them praise and coddle them.
They will literally stick their dick in anything. Literally.
Some men don't like boobs.
Some men don't even care what your face looks like - they care who you are.
Body shape isn't always a factor. Sometimes it's just one body part like small feet or fat ass.
They all have a kink weakness that can be exploited.
Always willing to pay for sex one way or another.
Generalizing yourselves this way is as bad as women objectifying themselves because you set ridiculous standards that you don't even fully agree with
A retarded cycle
Conformity - because you need to be told what to do
Plus you all get old, lose your hair, get saggy, baggy, and wrinkly; eventually -> then what?
And hips
That's implies by the "narrow waists".
Maybe.
There are narrow waists with bullshit hips.
Hips are symbiotic and independent