🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL SXSW BITCOIN INVASION ALERT 🚨

📜 BREAKING: AUSTIN HAS ENTERED HYPERBITCOINIZATION MODE 📜

🔎 CURRENT SITUATION REPORT:

✅ Bitcoiners flooding into Austin.

✅ Fiat conference attendees confused and frightened.

✅ Local merchants wondering why their customers keep asking about Lightning payments.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL SXSW STRATEGY:

🔥 Orange-pill every Uber driver.

🔥 Test every bar for Bitcoin payment acceptance.

🔥 Survive on beef, coffee, and 10-minute block confirmations.

🔥 Memetic warfare deployment: Immediate.

💡 Reminder: SXSW is great, but the real alpha is at the side events with Bitcoiners.

🔁 Repost if you’re stacking social capital in Austin this week.

⚡ Zaps = Proof-of-Attendance NFT (Non-Fungible Treasury).

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