also, whenever i see fabric softener, i am reminded of a line in a cutscene of the game Vampire: The Masquerades - Bloodlines
"Oooh, what do we have here? Another scrumptious young plaything straight out of life and into my club? Mmm... you smell new, little boy/girl, like fabric softener dew on freshly mowed Astroturf. Oh, I'm not frightening you, am I, duckling?" — Jeanette Voerman, to the PC at the nightclub."
of course she says boy if you play a boy and girl if you play a girl, but the image stuck in my head, and i've always hated that slippery, cloying stickiness of fabric softener on fabric. feels like 100% artificial. i don't like polyester, rayon, nylon or any of those other materials either, though i have to say that i appreciate the durability of nylon/cotton fabric, commonly used in military clothing. the more common domestic clothing of similar type uses polyester and it's not as strong, and that also reminds me of the icky feeling of microfibre cloths, which also are made out of extremely fine threads of polyester, almost as creepy as nails on a chalkboard.
IMO, what makes this so popular these days is the clothing is so much of it coming from china now, it's poorly designed, poorly constructed, stitching is shitty, and especially synthetics, the reason why people want the fabric softener is because of those synthetics.
a cotton towel, that has been treated with this shit, feels softer, but i can feel it leaving chemicals on my skin, it's disgusting. give me rough, natural - and naturally more absorbent, actually clean cotton, any day. the first touch is rougher, but the water comes off you faster, and doesn't feel like it's contaminating your skin.
and i dread to think what it does to your insides.
also if you want to blow smoke through something that reduces the terps smells, what you want is some activated charcoal wrapped in the paper towel or cloth. it will make it dirty but the charcoal will soak up a lot of the oils in the vapor.