There was something on the news the other day, Penguins and Clubs are no longer able to call themselves chocolate biscuits. The makers have reduced the cocoa content that much, due to cost, it can't be considered chocolate anymore.
*Ends uber boring factoid.
"Chocolatey Flavoured"™
I'm quite partial to chocolate coated peanuts, I actually prefer the cheaper chocolate flavoured ones, as opposed to the real deal ones🤷🏻♂️.
Some chemicals taste pretty nice. I’m sure the original flavouring they used for beef Monster Munch must’ve been banned, something definitely happened in the early 90s that completely ruined them.
They absolutely did, you're right, they went right down the fucking pan☹️. Also, the pickled onion ones, but to a slightly lesser extent.
“Some kids died” that’s no reason to ban a tasty chemical.
Is it fuck, especially when you have enthusiastic original beef Monster Much eaters still around🤷🏻♂️.
Wtf is a monster munch 👀
The food of champions, however sometime in the early 1990s the CIA got involved and messed with the flavour and ruined them.
Hmm this is actually pretty damn important!!!!!
Penguins should contain chocolate. Fuck this world man, it’s fucking shit. Can’t even have a chocolate biscuit without some cunt taking all the fucking chocolate out of it.
Fuck Musk and fuck Starmer, chocolate stealing nonces.
Fuck.
